// This file contains the quotes: add as many as you like, contained within single quotes
// characters, and seperated by commas (see below for examples). Remember; you can't use
// single quote characters (') within each quote - instead, use an escaped-single-quote
// (\') [a quote with a slash in front of it], which will be translated to a single-quote
// character when the script runs.
function randomQuote() {
quotes = new Array(
'"Gabba Gabba Hey!"
The Ramones',
'"Can You Dig It? "
Isaac Hayes',
'"Lookout Honey Cause I\'m Using Technology "
Iggy Pop',
'"they say that virtue is it\'s own reward, but when that surf comes in i\'m gonna get my board "
The Cramps',
'"Now there\'s more things in Tennessee - Than dreamed of in your philosophy "
The Cramps',
'"if you don\'t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin."
Dead Milkmen',
'"Sonic reducer Ain\'t no loser "
Dead Boys',
'"Ain\'t it fun when you know that you\'re gonna die young "
Peter Laughner',
'"It\'s time to taste what you most fear - Right Guard will not help you here "
Dead Kennedys',
'"I can see your eyes - I can see your brain - Baby nothing\'s changed "
Dead Kennedys',
'"Now you\'re gonna pray in school - I\'ll make sure they\'re Christian too "
Dead Kennedys',
'"And when I\'m rich - And meet Bob Hope - We\'ll shoot some golf - And shoot some dope "
Dead Kennedys',
'"Bitchin\' Camaro, Bitchin\'Camaro! -Donuts on your lawn - Bitchin\' Camaro, Bitchin\' Camaro! - Tony Orlando and Dawn "
Dead Milkmen',
'"Mrs. America,how\'s your favorite son? - do you care just what he\'s done? "
Circle Jerks',
'"we just get by - however we can - we all gotta duck - when the shit hits the fan "
Circle Jerks',
'"life is short -filled with stuff - Don\'t know what for - I ain\'t had enough "
The Cramps',
'"The judge said five to ten - but I say double that again - I\'m not working for the clampdown "
The Clash',
'"ARRRGHHHGORRA BUH BHUH DO ARRRRGGGGHHHHNNNN!!!! "
The Clash',
'"Nembutol numbs it all - But I prefer alcohol! "
The Clash',
'"Charlie don\'t surf and we think he should - Charlie don\'t surf and you know that it ain\'t no good "
The Clash',
'"Carmelita, hold me tighter. I think I\'m sinking down - And I\'m all strung out on heroin, On the outskirts of town "
GG Allen',
'"Walking around with your head in the clouds - Makes no sense at all "
Husker Du',
'"No future - No future - No future for you "
Sex Pistols',
'"And I wanna be an anarchist - Get pissed - Destroy! "
Sex Pistols',
'"We\'ll crawl through your backyard and whack your yappin\' dog "
X',
'"All about that Personality Crisis you got it while it was hot - But now frustration and heartache is what you got "
New York Dolls',
'"Hey ho, let\'s go - Shoot\'em in the back now - What they want, I don\'t know - They\'re all reved up and ready to go "
The Ramones',
'"Sitting here in Queens - Eating refried beans - We\'re in all the magazines - Gulpin\' down thorazines "
The Ramones',
'"I\'m friends with the President - I\'m friends with the Pope - We\'re all making a fortune - Selling Daddy\'s dope "
The Ramones',
'"Tonight we\'re taking my fast car - We\'re gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I\'m gonna wait till the club is full - and I\'m gonna ride the mechanical bull "
The Vandals',
'"Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can\'t change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can\'t help it if I was born late "
The Vandals',
'"Honest to goodness the bars weren\'t open this morning they must have been votin\' for a new president or something "
X',
'"Tear the Roof off the Sucka! Tear the Roof off the Mutha Sucka!! "
P Funk',
'"Make my funk the P Funk - I wants to get funked up "
P Funk',
'"Everybody\'s got a little light under the sun "
P Funk',
'"New York\'s alright, if you like saxophones! "
Fear',
'"Spent my whole life in the city - Where junk is king and the air smells shitty "
Fear',
'"Do you wanna take a walk - Do ya wanna go cop - Do ya wanna go get some chinese rocks? "
Dee Dee',
'"Born to lose - Born to lose - Baby I was born to lose "
Johnny Thunders',
'"You cant put your arms around a memory "
Johnny Thunders',
'"we\'ve got nothing better to do, than watch t.v. and have a couple of brews "
Black Flag',
'"RISE ABOVE - RISE ABOVE - RISE ABOVE - WE\'RE GONNA RISE ABOVE "
Black Flag',
'"My girlfriend asked me which one i like better - SIX PACK - I hope the answer don\'t upset her "
Black Flag',
'"I was a hippie - I was a burnout - I was a dropout I was out of my head "
Black Flag',
'"Elvis Needs Boats!"
Mojo Nixon'
);
return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)];
}
document.write(randomQuote());